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GET A GREENCARD VOTE MYSELF
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Sorry EE, green-card holders cannot vote in a U.S. presidential election.

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"PALIN FOR PREZ!!!"
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for sure!!
BUT
she need to be educated little more.

(1) Bail out doesn't creat job.
She must write that 500 times.
(2) Can't protect border by asking people to watch russian.
She must write that 1000 times.

Just kidding!

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Brevity is the soul of wit.
~William Shakespeare

"Sorry EE, green-card holders cannot vote in a U.S. presidential election."

Oh rats. I'll have to find an obliging US man to marry me and fast track my devious plan then.

Michael Palin?

Know FSM, no fear! No FSM, know fear!

Michael Palin? Isn't he a British funnyman? Even though I love funny men from Britian, they are useless to my devious plan of US domination I'm afraid.

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I'll have to find an obliging US man

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There are plenty of those in Ojai.

Och Tamale
Gazolly Gazump
Deyump Deyatty Yahoo
Ink Damink
Deyatty Gazink
Deyump Deray Yahoo
Wing Wang
Tricky Trackey
Poo Foo
Joozy Woozy
Skizzle Wazzle
Wang Tang,
Orky Porky Dominorky

Palin!

Rah, Rah, Palin!!!


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"In all of our hearts lies a longing for a Sacred Romance. It will not go away in spite of our efforts over the years to anesthetize or ignore its song, or attach it to a single person or endeavor." Brent Curtis

[This message was edited by eagleandchild on 11-12-08 at 12:21 AM.]

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Originally posted by EmeraldEyes:
_"Sorry EE, green-card holders cannot vote in a U.S. presidential election."_

Oh rats. I'll have to find an obliging US man to marry me and fast track my devious plan then.

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E.E. I would ask you to marry me except I am already married up but my good friend who is a professor at a University is not married up. The only problem is that he is not a condervative or a Palin supporter. I think that he is 45 years old, divorced, one grown daughter.

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The only problem is that he is not a condervative or a Palin supporter. I think that he is 45 years old, divorced, one grown daughter.

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Not a problem at all. Would he marry me?

"Omigod!!!I am so much older than everyone here!"

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The only problem is that he is not a condervative or a Palin supporter. I think that he is 45 years old, divorced, one grown daughter.

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Not a problem at all. Would he marry me?

_"Omigod!!!I am so much older than everyone here!"_

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Well I just called my my friend and he is 49 and not 45 so I stand corrected. (I would swear that he told me he was 45 this year but some folks have an issue with age and cannot remember when they lied.) I can remember that E.E. had a birthday topic this year and she turned 46 but she could pass herself off as a younger woman. Sometimes younger women will ask me my age (for some odd reason). Last year a woman asked me my age I said I was 50. She said that I looked to be 35. (I have not looked 35 since I was 30.) Nowdays I am 51 but I will be eligible for early retirement next August at the ripe old age of 52.

[This message was edited by Phantom_Delta on 11-12-08 at 03:33 PM.]

Erlinda and I might have to settle this Paris Hilton style with a cat fight.

Thanks for that impressive list of candidates boys.

Saucer of milk and a pair of panties over here, please! Meow!

"Omigod!!!I am so much older than everyone here!"

My bud is actually assistant professor of English literature at Union U. in Jackson. We don't have very much in common except poetry, literature and having a meal now and then. We have been hiking and canoeing a time or two. He travels more than the Harlem Globetrotters and we send each other postcards from time to time. He is working on his Ph.D of some variety. He espcially likes to go to concerts. Last year we went to see some famous country music woman sing at the song writers workshop at the Casey Jones Village. We have nick names for each other and I have no less than for a few nick names for him which include:

Clovis R. Stanley Jr.
The Reverend Clovis R. Stanley
Hernado De Soto Stanley
R. Longfellow Stanley

I will send him a postcard under one of these names and put something obvious on the card that will give the mail man a laugh.

"I hope that your clabber cod is better."

He wrote a poem titled Red Suead Shoes after the election in 2004. It is a tribute to Carl Perkins Blue Suead Shoes.

We don't discuss religion or politcs very much and he attended the poetry breakfast that I organized for April 1, 2008. I organized the Fellowship of Disenchanted Poets as an April Fools gag and I gave out fools gold to everyone who attended.

Clovis is aiming to come to my turkey shoot next Saturday. All of my other buds are married up.

Well it is Mundy and I am off from work because we went to a 4-day week. Now my employer is leaning toward putting us all on a 4 eight-hour days to avoid a lay off. This will mean a twnety percent cut in pay. This will be decided soon and will be implemented after the first of the new year. Othewise there will be a layoff. I've got enough tenure to avoid being laid off and I can absorb a cut in pay. Some folks will suffer badly by a twenty percent cut in pay.

Posting just to post.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! ~Dr. Seuss

Fixing Thailand special for QueenB.


"Nunc Scio Quit Sit Amor"
But it's still not premarital sex
if you don't plan on getting married

As I ponder the title of this topic I now understand with clarity that within the deed lies the reasaon. There is always a reason for posting. The reason may be boredom or it may be an outlet for expression that does not fit another topic. There is always a reason.

"The supreme triump of reason is to cast doubt upon its own validity."

--Somebody (?)

The reason that I am posting is that I woke up early and I needed an outlet for expression. The reason that I woke up early is that there is a quizzical matter that was irritating me but it is of a business nature and it will be resolved eventually.

Within the reason lies a deed.


Now I can go back to bed and get another hour of sleep.

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Fixing Thailand special for QueenB.

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Can't wait! Thanks Max!!

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! ~Dr. Seuss

Listening to Carmina Burana makes this embarrassingly stupid assignment bearable. Thank god for youtube.

"I have no pity! I have no pity! The more the worms writhe, the more I yearn to crush out their entrails! It is a moral teething; and I grind with greater energy in proportion to the increase of pain.
(DUN DUN DUUUHN!)"

I really want a chorizo and potato omelet right now. Mmmmm....

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"The task that remains is to cope with our interdependence--to see ourselves reflected in every other human being and to respect and honor our differences" ~ Melba Pattillo Beals, Warriors Don't Cry

I was very pleased to just learn that The Edmond's Cookbook is NZ's best-selling book of any kind, and not the Bible.