INTERNET woman:
Woman of difficult access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER woman:
She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!

RAM woman:
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

MULTIMEDIA woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

USER woman:
She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.



Hi Calebnit! welcome to Quoteland. Please refrain from putting spam in your posts on this site, else I will be forced to delete it. I am letting this thread stay on, as it has potential to grow...

Hope you will follow QL rules and be a part of this growing community. enjoy!!! ~ ANANYA.



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Thanks for sharing this with us Cal.

Budget: a methodical way of going broke.

--Grouch Marx (?)

Pond: A body of water smaller than a lake.

Lake: A body of water larger than a pond.

--??

In actuality a lake is deteremined by depth and not by surface areas of water. A lake will have deep dark areas where sunlight cannot fully penetrate. A shallow body of twenty acres could be defined as a pond where a small area of water that is very deep could be defined as a lake. Reelfoot Lake in Tennessee is gradually filling in and getting shallower. At some point in the future it will revert back to a marsh and then become a forest again. It is the way of nature.

yard runner, a domestic chicken of any variety that runs around in the yard of a farm house.

Sunday Dinner, a yard runner that has been killed, plucked, butchered and fried for Sunday dinner.

Here are some humorous definitions to make you smile.

Pause - What dogs walk on

Zulu - The rest-room in the zoological gardens.

A truant - A real insect

Flattery - An insult gift wrapped.

A wedding ring - The smallest handcuffs in the world.

A paradox - Two physicians.

Definition of a lawyer: a man who persuades two other men to strip for a fight and then runs off with their clothes.

Outlying - what politicans are doing when they are campaigning

Hatred - a dislike of the color scarlet.

An extractor - a farm vehicle that's been destroyed.

Acoustic: Used to play pool.

Denial: A river in Egypt.

Beautiful Smile and Love

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nice funny post...lol.
Provided nice detailed funny information for the funny names..

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