WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman: She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
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In actuality a lake is deteremined by depth and not by surface areas of water. A lake will have deep dark areas where sunlight cannot fully penetrate. A shallow body of twenty acres could be defined as a pond where a small area of water that is very deep could be defined as a lake. Reelfoot Lake in Tennessee is gradually filling in and getting shallower. At some point in the future it will revert back to a marsh and then become a forest again. It is the way of nature.
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