Death Clock: (The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...)

R.I.P Knockout: Wednesday, March 23, 2050

http://www.deathclock.com/



When I mention 'death' people usually freak out! "Oh.... that's morbit ... bla bla bla ...". Don't take it too seriously yeah? It's just a game.

I should be happy if I live this long anyway. I have been seriously talking about death for years now. But at least I now have a good life insurance for my wife. If I die before her, she should receive one of the biggest gifts from me (through the New York Life Insurance).

I am still here! I am survivor of tsunami and marriage! Living prove baby!


"It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married"

30 March, 2081...Hooray for 93 year old geriatrics...

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Desert Rose - Dreamed I saw a Desert Rose - Dressed Tall in Ribbons and Bows...
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Thursday, January 10, 2075

Eeps. I don't wanna die on a Thursday.

Then again, it just gives me another reason not to like Thursdays... so why not?

Choose the sadistic mode, it's probably more accurate.

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, September 19, 2027

I guess that should stop me from indulging in Coke.


"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

Saturday February 15, 2025

It sucks I have to wait so long...at least I won't have to witness another Valentine's Day again...

I better loose some of this FAT on me or I will only live to be 72!!!

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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
-Fats Domino

www.amybills.com

Thursday, June 1, 2056

I hate summer.

ACLU Execution Watch
*Jesus is not a Republican or a member of the NRA*

Wednesday, January 23, 2047

How ironic, thats my girls birthday! Might be a great present, or maybe not! Anyhow, I'll be 85 so I can live with that.

Tuesday, May 9th 2069. I've always liked tuesdays. Good day to die.

I'm gunna die on Sunday, December 2, 2046.

Well that sucks, im gunna die at fifty.

I hate sundays.

"When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is nothing more to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader."
-Plato(Reminds me of Bush)

Friday, October 14, 2039

Wow Im gonna die at 56... Thats kinda young.

Wednesday March 28, 2068

geez- I wanted to be obscenely old and decrepit. I suppose I'll have to deal.

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Love Love Love- Kate

Saturday, October 13, 2085

Heh, my BMI category was "desirable".

That pretty much made my day.

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This wall I was many a weary month in finishing, and yet never thought myself safe till it was done.
Dafoe, Robinson Crusoe
You cannot run away from a weakness. You must sometimes fight it out or perish; and if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?
Robert Louis Stevenson
Belesprit's Blog.

February 20th, 2065

Man. That's not old. Not old at all.

Something must be wrong with this death clock thing.

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a drop of ink may make a million think. -lord byron


"I moved to mark my finger with ink, I dipped it deep as if I was poking the eyes of all the world's tyrants."
-Iraqi Mohammed Fadhil

Thursday, July 21, 2067

kinda sucks I'll only be 79....anyone know who they figure this out????

Love, as though you've never been hurt. Dance, if though no one is watching and Dream, as though all wishes come true. =^..^=

You are complaining about 79 years!!!
I got 50 years.

"When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is nothing more to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader."
-Plato(Reminds me of Bush)

Monday, Aug. 8, 2061.

So I have 79 years. Sounds like about what I've been calculating on.

August. It gets hot here in August. Better move somewhere cooler.

But the second counter thing, that's crazy. Make it all seem so... morbid... and real. Hope you all feel special, I just gave 45 seconds to this post.

tuesday May 5, 2076
I like tuesdays, so that's cool. I don't know how old I'll be, too much numbers.

walked away, heard them say poisoned hearts will never change walked away again.

turned away, in disgrace felt the chill upon my face growing cold within.--A fire Inside

well, i will die on Saturday March 8, 2064. i'll be 79. eh, not bad. better than being a decrepit geriatric. kinda wanted to die in the autumn tho...but hey, i die on a Saturday...rock on.

I trust people. I just don't trust the devil inside them. - The Italian Job

See, I've always wanted to be really old because I want to make the younger people mad when I get old. For Example, Iwould walk around the grocery store with my pants wet yellin, "Where's the Asparagus?" ( I would also drive slow, I got nowhere to go )

"When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is nothing more to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader."
-Plato(Reminds me of Bush)