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I'm looking for the saying you see usually in people's refrigerator that suggests everyone cleans up after themselves. I remember the line, "If you open it, close it". Does anyone have it?
 
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Golden Rules For Living (anonymous)

If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit it.
If you can�t fix it, call in someone who can.
If you borrow, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
If you don�t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.

 
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here is a different one that is hanging in my house:

Rules of the house

If you drop it... pick it up
If you sleep in it... make it
If you open it... close it
If you empty it... fill it up
If it rings... answer it
If it barks... feed it
If it cries... love it

--alli

 
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IF YOU SPILL IT, I HOPE YOU SLIP AND FALL IN IT.
IF YOU MAKE A MESS, THE PAPER TOWELS ARE ON THE COUNTER.
IF YOU MAKE A MESS IN YOUR PANTS, THE DIAPERS ARE IN THE HALL CLOSET.
IF YOU FINISH OFF THE MILK, THAT WAS A NEW GALLON YOU PIG.
IF YOU FINISH OFF THE CAVIAR, LEAVE, YOU'RE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S KITCHEN.
IF YOU BREAK SOMETHING, SOMEONE ELSE WILL CLEAN IT UP.
IF YOU FOLLOW THAT LAST ONE, YOU'RE AN IDIOT 'CAUSE YOU LIVE ALONE.
IF YOU TURN IT ON, TURN IT OFF, EXCEPT IF IT'S YOUR NYMPHO NEIGHBOR.
IF YOU'RE GIGGLING AT FRIDGE POETRY, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND MAKE A REAL FRIEND?

raycarl

 
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