Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
~ Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you... with a miniature machine gun.
~ Matt Groening

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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
-- a child's response when asked "What does love mean?"

Love is like the clouds. You cannot touch the clouds but you feel the rain and know how glad the flowers are to have it after a hot day. You cannot touch love either but you feel the sweetness that it pours into everything.
-- Annie Sullivan

Love is like the ozone layer.
You never miss it until it's gone.
-- anon

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
-- David Bissonette

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much love, light and laughter,
ananya.

*~Come play with my children feel the peace and Scatter some joy.~*
~*Blowing out someone else's candle doesn't make your's burn any brighter.*~
We can't all be stars, but we can all twinkle.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

Love is a kind of warfare, and no assignment for cowards.
~Ovid, the Art of love

When love beckons to you, follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
And when his wings enfold you yield to him,
Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.
~Kahlil Gibran

Love is a fiend, a fire, a heaven, a hell,
Where pleasure, pain and sad repentance dwell
~Richard Barfield, The affectionate Shepherd

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~Joan Crawford

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He wrapped himself in quotations—as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
—Rudyard Kipling

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
~ Ani Difranco

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We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. 
Anonymous

Love is an electric blanket with someone else in control of the switch.
Cathy Carlyle

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
~ Judith Viorst, Redbook

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Love is like ice cream. It's not so healthy but it sure tastes good, and you better lick it up right after it's scooped or it becomes a sticky, sickly sweet mess. And nobody likes rum raisin love.

Those Groening quotes are really crazy. Sometimes I wonder how the hell people get the idea for saying something like that :-)

I just realised I didn't attribute the last quote I posted. It was by J T Petty.