A little government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them.
~P.J. O'Rourke
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
~P. J. O'Rourke
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
~P.J. O'Rourke
Our whole way of life today is dedicated to the removal of risk. Cradle to grave we are supported, insulated, and isolated from the risks of life – and if we fail, our government stands ready with Bandaids of every size.
~Shirley Temple Black
Many people say that government is necessary because some men cannot be trusted to look after themselves, but anarchists say that government is harmful because no men can be trusted to look after anyone else.
~Nicolas Walter
Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How’s that again? I missed something.
~Robert Heinlein
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.
~H. L. Mencken