Never regret something that once made you smile.
Amber Deckers

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Nick Diamos

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence.  It may be that you will not meet again in this life. 
Jean Paul Richter

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.
Cynthia Heimel

Never explain – your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you.
Elbert Hubbard

Never use a long word where a diminutive one will do.
William Safire

Never judge a book by it's movie.
J W Eagan

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
Bruce Fierstein

Never hire anyone whose CV rhymes.
Rita Rudner

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself
~Harvey Fierstein

Never lose your sense of humor. It's all that's left when every other emotion is too terrible to contemplate.
~ Roy Beers

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair.
~Edmund Burke

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead

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He wrapped himself in quotations—as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
—Rudyard Kipling

Never, never, never give up.
~ Winston Churchill

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
~ Mark Twain

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
~ Quentin Crisp

Never confuse movement with action.
~ Ernest Hemingway

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
~ Claud Cockburn

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
~ Robert Orben

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
~ Isaac Asimov

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
~ Sam Brown, Washington Post, 1977

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
~ Niels Bohr

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
~ Robert Newton Peck, A Day No Pigs Would Die

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
~ Lyman Beecher

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Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was. ~ Will Rogers