Gem got an x-ray
her bones they went astray.
The Doctor fixed it fast,
Now Gem's in a cast!

Next word - Bubble Gum


"Words alone are single little statements that make no true impact. The real trick is to persuade them to release the power they hide.-Gem"

X-ray, X-ray can you see my bones?
my shoulder got broke by sticks and stones.

Lost in the woods with no place to go,
nighttime it came with feelings so low.

Camper and I bruised, battered and beat,
one heck of a night yet never defeat.

Its been two weeks since we walked out that door,
as I type this tonite my shoulders still sore.

Next word,...bubblegum

We posted at the same time,...mines better though,..lol

Gem you poor dear, you know I once did hear,
broken bones can be mighty troublesome.
So the next time you fall, give ole Song_bird a call,
and I'll patch you right up with some bubble gum.


next word(s): compound fracture

~How do you draw a blank?~
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance - e e cummings

A compound fracture
can be such a factor,
When the only thing to do
is to eat aspirin and stew.

next word,.vibrations

Please refrain from making allegations
That cause political vibrations
On our television stations.
We want silence, we want censorship
Stop the thinking, no more quips;
Or society will incur our whips!

Next word = spaghetti

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It is important advice to note
that one's beloved heinz spaghetti
should not be confused with confetti
and be splattered o'er a gentleman's coat.

Next word: justice

El Salvador

Why thats a difficult word to make rhyme, matty,
yes I am talking about the last word, "spaghetti",
and this rhyme sounds as weird as would a fat yeti,
I fear, after I complete this rhyme, I shall have to hide in the attic..


ahh, atleast I tried now...

Next word: ballistic

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What malady did cured ham actually have?

You are a beautiful person please accept my rose @};-

Why ever do others call myself masochistic
Just because I fire upon me a missile ballistic?

Next word = novel

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Dear James Joyce, author of Ulysses (the novel)
I'm ashamed to admit I cannot finish it,
to your superior incomprehensibility, I grovel.

Next word: requiem

El Salvador

at my fathers 5 year requiem
the choir chose to sing a hymn
that was written by my loving mother
who will never fully love another



next word to rhyme:
epicurean

No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and silver.
~Kahlil Gibran~

With epicurean ideals
Our we bludgeon great big eels
Despite the fact that nothing is achieved.

Next word = flexion

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The act of bending ones knees
is commonly known as flexion.
But with old age my joints seem to freeze,
as they won't move in ANY direction.



next word: arthritis

~How do you draw a blank?~
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance - e e cummings

My nana has arthritis,
But still manages to fight us;
She hits us with her broom,
Chasing us about the room.
How unfortunate that Nana
Is also a well trained Ninja..

Next word = Elderly

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My Grandma was quite a neat lady,
as she lived to see age ninety five.
She never did anything shady,
and thrived on her will to survive.
Although some considered her elderly,
she could outlast the best of the best.
'Cause at age ninety five she still held her tea,
longer than you would have guessed.

(oh my aching bladder)


next word: control

~How do you draw a blank?~
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance - e e cummings

I twisted my wrist making a necklace
[it's because I'm getting elderly.]
But work must be completed and so I asked
for somebody else to weld for me.

Next word: gnome

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I really am getting elderly. This is the 900th post I've been too slow at. lol

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When music plays at the oldfolk's home,
they all willingly lose control!
Dentures are pulled, canes dropped...
and everyone says "wock-n-woll!"

Next word: gnome

Do you think that a 'garden home'
Feels that 'There's No Place Like Gnome?

Next word = muddle

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The game was such a muddle
Coach called for a huddle
He was befuddled,
Did they have to huddle in a puddle!?


Next word: football!

"Do all things with love." Og Mandino

There's a crazy French soccer song with a guy yelling 'futball!' all the time and crazy crowd noises... My room-mate has it... It's mad!

-Where shall we put all
The cones for the football?
-Over there beside the tree
Where everybody is able to see.

Next word = Phillip (My room-mate's name)

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Phillip is my mates name. He is like very helpful to me, he is a residential assistant, and a brilliant kid.

Whats this word, its a name so hip,
yes, all, I am talking about Phillip,
he lives in the tower, above that hill,
yes, thats my mate, we call him phil !

(each building in my dorm is known as a tower)

Next word: Park

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You are a beautiful person please accept my rose @};-

I love listening to Linkin Park
Like a fuel to an engine, it gave me a spark!
Surreal like making love in a dark
Dangerous like swimming with a great white shark!

Spark


"It's not premarital sex. If you don't plan on getting married"
From a guy who love his single status.