"You can lead a horse to water, but your job is to make it thirsty." -- Stephen G. Heikens, The Balancing Act, on a lawyer's difficult task of persuading a jury. ~ source: Jimmy Chatsuthiphan's homepage at http://www.geocities.com/jchatsut/
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink, but you can salt the oats to make it thirsty" ~ purported favorite motto of Adjunct Professor Lou Principe http://www.faithbasedtraining.org/
If you say bad things to your motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? http://www.pinkman.org/jokes/jokes.htm
"Before you go to bed, give up all your troubles to God. He's going to be up all night anyway."